Meri khushi k lambe kis kadar mukhtasar hain Faraz
Abhi mujra shuroo hi nahi hoa k chaapa per gaya

Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti Faraz

ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kio :p

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Pappu ko girl ne joota mara...!!!

Pappu: - Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mujhe mara 
ya majaaq main...!!!

Girl: - Gussey se

Pappu: - Aacha..... Warna main aisa majaaq 
bardast nahi karta.

Teacher: - Kya padhaoon aaj...???
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Student: - Ji aaj mera nikaah padha do roll numbar 7 wali ke saath.

Doktar (mareej se): - Jaanate ho, bachapan mein main chaahata tha ki, bada hokar daaku banoon...!!!
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Mareej (bada sa bil dekhate hue ): - Aap bahut kismat vaale hain doktar saahab, varana is duniya mein kisake sapane sach hote hain..

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye... 

Sardar petrol pump gaya, wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha “Don’t Use Mobile Here”
Sardarji ne mobile nikala aur apne saray doston ko phone kar k kaha “Don’t Call Me Now”