Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim .
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gadi agay nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: Chalo phir wapas le chalo.
Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain
Sardar nay shoq shoq main Roza rakh lia,
he asked 2 his son,
vekh sooraj dooba?
Son: Nai jee,
after sometime again asked ,
vekh dooba ki?
o nai jee,
Sardar,lagta hai menu lay kay he doobay ga
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai