BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked 2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip.
However, women still continue to retain the 1st position!
Good friends are those:
Who care without hesitation;
Who remember without limitations;
Who help without any reservation;
And who remain the same even without communication!
Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
I can love you so much; but I can never love you as much as I miss you!
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The rose may kiss a butterfly;
The morning dew may kiss the grass;
But you my friend may kiss my lips!
Kab Tak Rahoge Aakhir Yun Duur Duur Hum Se;
Milna Padega Aakhir Ik Din Jarur Hum Se.
Daaman Bachhane Waale Yeh Berukhi Hai Kaisi;
Keh Do Agar Hua Hai Koi Kasur Hum Se.
Hum Chhod Denge Tum Se Yun Baat-Chit Karna;
Tum Puchhte Firoge Apna Kasoor Hum Se!
Sanjay Dutt wanted to express his feelings on Twitter before surrendering but abstained because the sentence is too long!
Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!