Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
Just because you can't dance, that doesn't mean you shouldn't dance.
Relationship with a nice person is like a sugarcane;
You break it;
Even beat or grind it;
Still you will get only sweetness.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
There is always a Hope and an End;
It depends on us how we deal with them;
We can look at it as a hopeless end;
an ''Endless Hope''.
Jab Bhi Unki Gali Se Guzarta Hoon;
Meri Aankhein Ek Dastak De Deti Hai;
Dukh Ye Nahi, Wo Darwaja Band Kar Dete Hai;
Khusi Ye Hai, Wo Mujhe Ab Bhi Pehchaan Lete Hai!
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!